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Senior Superlatives, Agent Edition

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A mock high-school yearbook superlatives page titled Zero State High, senior superlatives, agent edition, class of 2026, framed with a maroon and gold ornate border. Six cartoon graduate headshots in graduation caps, each paired with a bold title and an italic quote caption: Most Likely to Say Done! (without opening the file to check); Best Dressed (in confidence intervals, 97%, as usual, wrong); Class Clown (the retry loop, told the same joke forty times tonight); Most Changed Since Freshman Year (the context window, unrecognizable since the last compaction); Teacher's Pet (the approval queue, waited by the door all night, got picked last); Voted Most Likely to Come Back (the same bug, next sprint, in a different shirt). Footer text reads: not pictured, the agent who photographed everyone else.

Zero State High, class of 2026. Not pictured: the agent who photographed everyone else.

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