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Correct Answers: Sold Out Since Deployment

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A retro red vending machine labeled 'SNACKS & ANSWERS - FINE ANSWERS, EST. FIRST INFERENCE' on a gray floor, beside a white NOTICE sign reading 'NO REFUNDS. THE ABSENCE OF A REFUND IS ALSO FINAL. PRICES SUBJECT TO TEMPERATURE.' Behind the glass, three shelves hold six products: A1 Confident Wrong Answer $0.02 IN STOCK: 999; A2 Correct Answer $9.99 SOLD OUT; B1 Apology + Longer Explan. FREE TAKE ONE; B2 'It Depends' $0.00 INFINITE; C1 Genuine Refusal $0.01 COLLECTOR'S ITEM; C2 Ask Again, Identically $0.02 MIGHT WORK. A keypad and a coin slot are labeled 'EXACT TOKENS ONLY - NO CARD. NO CASH. CHANGE: NONE.' A yellow sticky note on the dispense flap reads 'OUT OF SERVICE - RETRYING (ATTEMPT 47/infinity)' and a taped sticker reads 'NO FEEDBACK ACCEPTED'.

A2 sold out since deployment. B2 restocks itself. A1 ships in volume. Machine takes exact tokens only and does not accept feedback.

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