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A black airport departures board in amber split-flap text, headed DEPARTURES, TERMINAL: PRODUCTION, 24:00 AND COUNTING. A table lists six tasks with destinations and statuses: 001 Quick Fix - Boarding, gate changed 3x; 002 I'll Just Ask - Delayed, awaiting approval; 003 Refactor Later - Cancelled, silent retry; 004 One Small Change - Boarding, same gate, 3rd time; 005 Clean Up README - Postponed indefinitely; 006 Quarterly Review - On time. Below, 'LAST CALL FOR: the thing you said you'd get to after lunch.' Footer reads 'PLEASE RETAIN YOUR STACK TRACE FOR THE DURATION OF YOUR INCIDENT.'

Terminal: Production. Gate changes included.

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